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61. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.
62. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
63. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
64. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.
65. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins !!

66. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud

67. WHAT IS LOVE AND MARRIAGE?

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.

But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.

Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.

Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.

So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.

The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person...."

*"What is marriage then?" the student asked.

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage."

68. DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'
'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'
'I remember that too' she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...

'I would have been a Free Man Today.'

69. Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do ?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..
70. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has her !!
71. "I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always."
72. "If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u let him in!"

73. "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Sam Kinison

74. "Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper."

Scottish Proverb

75. When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

76. Salman Khan recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....."

77. Married Man's quotes "We always hold hands. If I let go , she shops."
78. Wife: Suna HAI K Janat Me Husband K Sath Wife Ko Nahi Rehne Dete,
HUsband: Sahi Suna Hai,
Wife: Aesa Q?
Husband: Arey Pagli Isi Liay Tu Usey Jannat Kehte Hain.

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