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41. "Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing." - Goethe

42. "A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it." - Don Fraser

43. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

44. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

45. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. Be prepared.

46. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin

47. There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

48. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

49. A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

50. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

51. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

52. They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

53. Marriage is made of trust & understanding

54. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

55. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

56. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.

57. A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland

58. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).

59. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

60. Man: Dr. is there any way for long life ?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will thatt help ?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

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