A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Office is place where you can relax after your strenuous home life...
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.
He dropped down into a pasture of cows. The biggest, fattest cow was doing a crap there, and the bird landed in it. At first he was disgusted, until he realised the poo was thawing him out!
He started crying out for joy as the ice melted. A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird and ate it.
SMALL TRUTH TO MAKE LIFE 100%
If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is equal to
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then HARD WORK is,
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
KNOWLEDGE is,
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
LUCK is
L+U+C+K
12+21+3+11 = 47%
(don't most of us think this is the most important???)
Then what makes 100%?
Is it Money? ... NO!!!!! [M+O+N+E+Y = 13+15+14+5+25 = 72%]
Leadership? . NO!!!! [L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P = 12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16 = 89%]
Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our attitude.
To go to the top,
to that 100%,
what we really need to go further...a bit more...
ATTITUDE
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100%
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily
and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Raj, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Raj says, 'I'll give you Rs. 1000 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Raj, after a few seconds, Raj hands her Rs. 1000 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Raj the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the Rs. 1000 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
