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A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"


Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "'What would you like to talk about?"
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
'Hmmm, I have no idea.'


To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

Teacher to Lalu " Where were U born?
Lalu : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Lalu : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Lalu : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife : How do you know??
Lalu : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have come again..

Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I will be showing?


Lalu: BROTHERLY LOVE

Lalu: Do I have to buy tickets for my children?
Conductor: Yes only if they are above 5.


Lalu: Thank god i have only 4 children...

Once Lalu attended an Interview.


Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Lalu : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Lalu : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Keep it Up
Lalu : Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Lalu : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Lalu : Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
Lalu : Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Lalu : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Lalu : You Appoint me
Interviewer : .......!!!!!!!

Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Lalu : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Lalu : Abe bevakuf, Every year.

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any
one before you die?


Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF


- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one
He wrote,


"DUE TO RAIN, MATCH IS CANCELED!"

Manager asked LALU at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?


LALU replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

Lalu & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked them: How'll U divide, U"r 3 children?


Lalu replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR

Lalu was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing


He said i'm trying to see how do I look while sleeping.

Dress code for a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
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LALU goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are
wearing SUITS also!

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