Site Banner
Page Title
Custom Search

switch2lifeVideosJokes Braintwister Gadgets Travel Destinations Sports Books Filmy Duniya Guess The Celebrity Unknown Facts Famous Quotes Mobile Dhamaka Spiritual Wallpapers Fourth Gear Management Tips Marriage Suggestions

 

 

payday loan

cash loans advance

Please do not alter counter code or your counter will be deactivated by the system.

car loan

 

 

 

 

 

After returning back from a foreign trip, LALU asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?


LALU: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from US asked Lalu: Any great man born in this village???


Lalu: No sir, only small Babies!!!

Police man= Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man= Move, move, even the brakes are not working.
Lalu pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
still he was in jail.......why?
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Lalu was observing him, and suddenly a star falls, seeings that lalu shouted "wah!! kya nishana hai"

Teacher: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

So Lalu writes, "Gandhiji was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?

Lalu: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!

Lalu: "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the Guitar after the operation?"
Doctor: "yes of course...."

Lalu: "Great... I was never able to do it before"

When ur life is in darkness pray to God

Ask him to free u from darkness

And if after you pray and your still in darkness,

Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !!

Lalu was sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
A Person walking by there asked him what he was doing.... He replied.!!


“Higher Studies” !!!

Lalu baught a new mobile phone and then called everyone from his family and friend to tell them

"My Mobile No. has changed it is Nokia 6610 now "

Lalu once hospitalized, during those days he falls in Love with one of the Nurse. He decides to tell her.


So he writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER."

Teacher: What is Common between, Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?

Lalu Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.

Lalu once went Temple and pray to God,
Lalu: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab.
Pujari: Why are you praying for that?

Lalu: Because that is what I have written in my exam.

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!


LALU: Wow!!! Congrats, That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Your Ad Here

 

 

Tell a Friend  

 

 

Wanted Indian Internet workers. Earn Rs.2000/day working part time on internet.

Dear Friends, Are you interested to make Rs.2,000 to Rs.3,000 A Day with part time jobs? This is not a get rich quick scheme. This is a legal opportunity to earn money online when you do it as part time jobs. This opportunity is a proven way to make Rs.20,000 to Rs.1,20,000 A month. There are already 3,00,000 people around the world grabbed this opportunity and making tons of money every month. If you are interested to know more about this opportunity

Visit Here