All India Radio

Lalu: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Lalu: Radio label shows Made in Japan but when I switch it ON radio says This is all India Radio!

Once Lalu was walking by road when he saw one terrible road accident and at the scene of an accident a man was crying: Oh God! I have lost my hand,
Lalu goes to the man and consoles him: Control yourself brother. Don't cry. See that man lying there. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

A friend to Lalu: Aao ji chess khelein
Lalu: OK You go ahead I will go and wear sport shoes

Raja Ram Mohan Roy

Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Lalu thinks for a while and says
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Mam, I think They were 4 best friends..!

Lalu breaks one antique statue in the museum.

Museum Administrator: You fool, that's a 500-year-old statue you've broken.
Lalu: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

On a romantic date Lalu's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a Ring.
Lalu: Ya sure, from Landline or Mobile.

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & i got
"Heart Attack"

Lalu's Parking

Lalu parks his car by the road, when he comes back 2 his car, he finds a note saying
                      "Parking Fine"
He smiles & also writes a note, then sticks it on the pole
                             "Thanks for the complement"

Indian Flag

Lalu goes to See  a India-Pak cricket match, before that he goes to a shop for India Flag,
Lalu to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Lalu: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

Lion Killing

Someone ask lalu, suppose you went in forest and you meet a lion. Then How will you Kill a Lion?
Lalu thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let Lion eat me.