Lalu joined a new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. So his Boss was very happy and asked him “what you did till evening.”
Lalu: I found Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Lalu was busy removing a wheel from his auto rickshaw. A man asks Lalu why you are removing a wheel from your auto rickshaw?
Lalu : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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Lalu ask one lady: What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Lalu : kah kah rahi ho, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaar gaadi to petrol se start hot hai.
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Lalu once went for Interview
Boss: Where were you born?
Lalu : Patna ..
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kah which part ? Whole body born in Patana .
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Bomb and Lalu
Lalu and his friend once find 2 bombs on the road,
Lalu Says: Let's give these to Police.
His Friend: But what if it explodes on the way?
Lalu: So what? we will tell police that we only found one.
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Lalu's Prayer
Lalu prays daily for 2 hours,
"Oh god let me win Lottery"
He does this everyday for years
After 12 years GOD angrily appeared in front of him & said,"Stupid child, why don't you buy a lottery first?"
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Lalu's Umbrella has one big hole, but he still use it everyday
One of his friend once ask him why are you using the umbrella with hole?
Lalu: How else I will come to know that it stop raining?
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Once Hitler meets lalu and he says to lalu,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Lalu says: What's the use complaining now? You should have check it before buying.
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Lalu and Police
Police: Hey, you will be hanged tomorroe 5 AM
Lalu: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Why are you laughing?
Lalu: Because I don't get up till 10 AM
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In bio practical lab
Examiner asks lalu: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Lalu: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Lalu: See my legs & tell my name
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