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Universal law of Love

"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money"

First law of Love

"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy."

What is the full form of MATHS?
Answer: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students

U want it & U get it, This is luck..
U want it & U Wait 4 it, this is time...
U want it But U compromise, this is life....
&
U want it, U wait 4 it & U also compromise 4 it, this is LOVE.

First Law Of Love: A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy.

Second Law Of Love: The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To the Instantaneous Bank Balance of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance.

Third Law Of Love: The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By the Girl While Slapping.
If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope
What is a Girl Friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends
When i was sad you were there.
When i was crying you were there.
When i was unhappy you were there.
Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hi hai...
When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only I should suffer!!!

Law of Love

"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance."
Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud apni saanson ko rok payo ge kaise

Friendship is a collection of hearts, ready 2 give, share and
understand.

It never fades & never ends. It only reminds us that life is not perfect
without a friend...
When clouds breaks rain fall.
When coconut breaks water falls.
When luv breaks tears falls.
But when friendshp breaks
life falls completly So nvr brk frndship..
AGAR AAP MUJHE 'SMS' NAHI KAROGE TOH,
BHAGWAN AAPKO,
MULAYAM KI AKAL,
LALOO KI SHAKAL,
JAYA KI JAWANI,
UMA KI WANI,
KALAAM JAISE BAAL
AUR
ATAL KI CHAAL DEGA...
Be careful when a gal tells u that
she loves u from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean that there is still enough space
for another boy on top!

 

 

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