1. Alone I can only Hum, Together we can Sing,
Alone I can only Smile, Together we can Laugh,
Alone I can only Dream, Together we can make it a Reality.
2. God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU."
3. "Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far."
4. The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why dosen't it rain on you?"
5. Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg and leave him.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because it is not fare he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
6. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY to GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY your
7. "Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
Zuban kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tumhi kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye"
8. "Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you."
9. "People say you fall in LOVE only once,
But when I hear your voice, I fall in LOVE all over again"
10. "I'm scared to fall in LOVE, scared to fall fast, because every time I
fall in LOVE...