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79. "The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it." - (Ann Bancroft)
80. "By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher." - (Socrates)
81. "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." - (Rodney Dangerfield)
82. "A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong." - (Milton Berle)
83. "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." - (Henny Youngman)
84. "Not all Men are Fools some stay Bachelors."

85. "Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone even better."

86. Different Thinking For Taj Mahal

As a Bachelor,
Takdir Hai, Magar Kismat Nahi Khulti
Tajmahal Banana Chahata Hoon
Lekin Mumtaz Nahi Milti!

As A Lover,
Takdir Hai, Magar Kismat Nahi Khulti
Tajmahal Banana Chahata Hoon,
Mumtaz Mil Gayi Hai Magar
Woh Shaadi Nahi Karti

As A Married One,
Takdir Hai, Magar Kismat Nahi Khulti
Tajmahal Banana Chahata Hoon
Lekin Mumtaz Nahi Marti

After 5 years of Marriage,
Tajmahal Kya Cheez Hai,
Isse Badi Imarat Banaunga,
Mumtaz To Marke Dafan Hui Thi,
Tuzhe To Mein Zinda Dafnaunga
87. "What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her."

88. The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!

89. Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

90. First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
91. What is Marriage? Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
after 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

92. LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
93. "Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal.”

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