Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM, Wake up."
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell your Wife
you still need FASTER way - Tell your wife NOT to tell ANY ONE.
Missing
If you are NOT Married - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE are Married - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
LION'S WEDDING..
A lion was getting married. At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating the lion,"all the best my brother...good luck.." seeing the mouse shouting away claiming that the lion getting married is his brother...
another lion grabs the mouse in anger and asks"who the hell do you think you are" how can a lion be your brother ... "you are only a mouse.
"The mouse replies I was also a lion before getting married"
Punctuation is Powerful
An English professor wrote the words: "~ A woman without her man is nothing ~" On the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote : "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote : "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women?
Because as per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH someone TWICE for the same Mistake.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
