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Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only thing in life!!!

"Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others."

Oscar Wilde

"Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener."
"When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife."

 

Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "Promise me after my death you will marry Samy."

"Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so I want him to suffer now."

Wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday,
she would like something that accelerates from 0 to
100 in four seconds.
She was expecting something like this............

 

But her husband presented her with something very different...

Any Thoughts........

Before marriage.... .

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....

Simply read from bottom to top

"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."

U2

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

HAPPY COUPLE

Once upon a time a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret.
Editor: "Sir. It's unbelievable. How did you make this possible?" Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had our honeymoon after marriage. we selected the horse riding, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?".
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!".
Husband: "That's it. I understood her, I accepted her as it is, and hence we are happy ever after. "
One of the Secrets to become Happy is:

"ACCEPT THE PERSON AS IT IS"

"A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries."

Why divorce?
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."

"But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."

The judge asked, "How do you know that?" She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

Marriage

Life before marriage is AIRTEL
"You can express Your self ".
During honeymoon is RELIANCE-
" Always get in TOUCH. "
After Honeymoon is HUTCH
" Wherever u go ur WIFE network follows."
After one year, Life is IDEA
" ur wife can CHANGE ur life ".
After 10 years, Life is BSNL
" Subscriber is not REACHABLE "?????????

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding !!

"A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free."

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