After returning back from a foreign trip, LALU asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
LALU: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from US asked Lalu: Any great man born in this village???
Lalu: No sir, only small Babies!!!
Police man= Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.
The Man= Move, move, even the brakes are not working.
Lalu pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
still he was in jail.......why?
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Lalu was observing him, and suddenly a star falls, seeings that lalu shouted "wah!! kya nishana hai"
Teacher: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Lalu writes, "Gandhiji was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Lalu: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
Lalu: "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the Guitar after the operation?"
Doctor: "yes of course...."
Lalu: "Great... I was never able to do it before"
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness
And if after you pray and your still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !!
Lalu was sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
A Person walking by there asked him what he was doing.... He replied.!!
“Higher Studies” !!!
Lalu baught a new mobile phone and then called everyone from his family and friend to tell them
"My Mobile No. has changed it is Nokia 6610 now "
Lalu once hospitalized, during those days he falls in Love with one of the Nurse. He decides to tell her.
So he writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER."
Teacher: What is Common between, Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Lalu Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.
Lalu once went Temple and pray to God,
Lalu: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab.
Pujari: Why are you praying for that?
Lalu: Because that is what I have written in my exam.
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
LALU: Wow!!! Congrats, That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
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