One day Laloo was  traveling by his car to a village.

Suddenly a piglet came before the car. The driver could'nt hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the accident.

Laloo was deeply moved.. He called the driver and said ,"Jiska e suuar hai hum usko compensesan dena chahta hoon. Usko dhundke lao ".

The driver went to the village and came back after some time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck and lots of money in his hands!!!

Laloo was surprised ... He asked ,"Hum tumko kaha tha ke uss aadmi ko laiye, aur tum aise wapas aaye ho! baat kya hain? Ye kaa ho rahan hain???"

At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident. Hearing it they were rejoiced , put tilak and garlands on me, then danced for some time and gave this money."

Laloo then asked him "Aap unko eg-jectly kaa bole?"

The driver replied : "Main bola, hum Rail mantri Laloo Prasad Yadav ka driver hoon, humne galti se suar ke bachhe ko mar dala hai......... ."

Lalu joined a new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. So his Boss was very happy and asked him “what you did till evening.”
Lalu: I found Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Lalu was busy removing a wheel from his auto rickshaw. A man asks Lalu why you are removing a wheel from your auto rickshaw?
Lalu : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Lalu ask one lady: What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Lalu : kah kah rahi ho, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaar gaadi to petrol se start hot hai.

Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest to their boss Gabbar.
Now, this Gabbar was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if any one single person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.
Banta started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day....." and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Santa. So according to the vow, Gabbar shot poor Banta.
Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including Gabbar & his robbers, but still Santa was quite as a statue. So Gabbar shot him.
Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly.

Gabbar asked him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing the joke?"

Santa said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How funny Banta's joke was!"