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Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee for lifetime.

Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road..

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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....

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Who is DOCTOR?
A person who kills
your ills, by pills,
and kills you, by his bills

Lalu: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u...

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Teacher: What Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy

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What is EXPERIENCE?

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What is COMMITTEE?

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What is DICTIONARY?

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LAWYER: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
LAWYER: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

LAWYER: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
LAWYER: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
Teacher to Mallu: Who is Gandhiji's son?
Mallu: Dineshan!
Teacher: Who told you this rubbish?
Mallu: From kintergarten, I have been taught that Gandhiji is father of "Di Neshan"...
Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Lalu: "The moon".
Teacher: "Why?"
Lalu: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Student: "A teacher".